The Book-keepers Forum (BKF)
The Book-keepers Forum (UK) -> Introductions and Time Out -> New year fun
Post Info TOPIC: New year fun
Leger


Master Book-keeper

Status: Offline
Posts: 3904
Date:
New year fun
Permalink  

Hurrah, into a new year that just has to be better than the last one, doesn't it.

Anyway, I shall keep the weekend fun going as long as I can, but will apologise in advance if I repeat any that I've previously posted.

 

Breaking Sky News - A wealthy Nigerian Prince has died and left his entire £12 million fortune to his cat.
He was quoted as saying, "I've tried to give it away on numerous occasions over the years but no one ever responded to my e-mails"
--
 

A husband and wife were in the middle of a massive argument and were giving each other the silent treatment. Suddenly, the husband realised that he needed his wife to wake him at 5am the next morning for an early business flight.

Not wanting to be the first to break the silence and admit defeat, he wrote on a piece of paper: Please wake me at 5am.

He left the note where he knew she would find it. The next morning, the man woke up, only to discover it was 9am and he had missed his flight.

Furious, he started to ask why his wife didnt wake him, when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed. The paper said: Its 5am. Wake up.

--

 

 

I've been pondering. In England we have a full English, in Ireland a full Irish, but what about Brazil?
--
 
It is with great sadness that I have to mention the loss of a few local businesses. A local bra manufacturer has gone bust, a submarine company has gone under, a manufacturer of food blenders has gone into liquidation, a dog kennel has had to call in the retrievers and a company supplying paper for origami enthusiasts has folded.
--
 
We were so poor when I was a child that my mum got our clothes from the local Army and Navy store
It was embarrassing going to school dressed like a Japanese Admiral.
--
And finally, does anyone know why there's only one Monopolies Comission?


__________________

John 

 

 

 Any advice given is for general guidance and professional advice should be sought applicable to your circumstances.
Amanda


Expert

Status: Offline
Posts: 1991
Date:
Permalink  

Keep them coming John! Enjoy the read.

__________________

Amanda
Artois


Guru

Status: Offline
Posts: 1313
Date:
Permalink  

 

Thanks John

A man walks into a bar and asks for a large scotch and starts drinking it, he says to the barman " with what I have got i shouldn't be drinking this, "Oh dear" replies the barman "What have you got?" "25 pence" replies the man

I went to the butchers today and i said to him "I bet you £500 you can't reach those two bits of meat on the top shelf" "I'm not betting" he said "Why not?" i asked and he said "The steaks are too high" 



__________________

Doug

These are only my opinions of how I see things and therefore should not be taken as advice
Page 1 of 1  sorted by
 
Quick Reply

Please log in to post quick replies.
The Book-keepers Forum (UK) -> Introductions and Time Out -> New year fun
Tweet this page Post to Digg Post to Del.icio.us
Members Login
Username 
 
Password 
    Remember Me  
©2007-2024 The Book-keepers Forum (BKF). All Rights Reserved. The Book-keepers Forum (BKF) is a trading division of Bookcert Ltd. Registered in England Company Number 05782923. 2 Laurel House, 1 Station Rd, Worle, Weston-super-Mare, North Somerset, BS22 6AR, United Kingdom. The Book-keepers Forum and BKF are trademarks of Bookcert Ltd. This forum is a discussion forum only. There will usually be more than one opinion to any question and any posting should not be viewed as a definitive solution. No responsibility for loss occasioned to any person acting or refraining from action as a result of any posting on this site is accepted by the contributors or The Book-keepers Forum. In all cases, appropriate professional advice should be sought before making a decision. We reserve the right to remove any postings which are offensive, libellous, self-promoting or engaged in covert marketing. We will not notify users of removals. The views expressed in the forum posts are those of the individual and do not necessary reflect or agree with those of The Book-keepers Forum. Any offensive or unsuitable posts will be removed by the moderators. Any reader of this forum can request for a post to be looked into by sending an email to: bookcertltd@gmail.com.

Privacy & Cookie Policy  About